The spoon in my right hand is a lethal weapon

c-s-r-u-g-b-y-world:

hirwaun:

Leigh (nice bit of padding) Halfpenny and Bryan Habana at the Toulon v Scarlets match!
Pic from Bryan’s Twitter account

BRYAN HABANA IS THE GROUPIEST SCHOOLGIRL I’VE EVER SEEN

c-s-r-u-g-b-y-world:

hirwaun:

Leigh (nice bit of padding) Halfpenny and Bryan Habana at the Toulon v Scarlets match!

Pic from Bryan’s Twitter account

BRYAN HABANA IS THE GROUPIEST SCHOOLGIRL I’VE EVER SEEN

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shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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“You cannot pray for an A on a test and study for a B. You cannot pray for a celestial marriage and live a telestial life. You cannot pray for something and act less.”

—   

Tad R. Callister (via grandviziertothesultanofagrabah)

God just spoke to me right here.

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thepenguinpress:

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Happy National Poetry Day!  

thepenguinpress:

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Happy National Poetry Day!  

nevver:

Birds of a feather, Lar Rattray

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Elle est tellement belle. Et je parle pas que de son physique. C’est une belle personne. Elle a volé mon coeur, elle avait tout pour me plaire, quand je pensais à la femme parfaite à mes yeux, c’était sa silhouette qui se dessinait, bien avant de la connaitre.
Elle avait tout pour me plaire, et c’était sans doute le problème. On est pas censé rencontrer la femme parfaite, elle doit rester une illusion, un fantasme.
J’ai jamais été le seul à qui elle plaisait, ni jamais été le seul qui lui plaisait. J’suis pas parfait moi. Et je lui ai jamais suffit. Je devrais abandonner, mais j’y arrive pas. J’suis amoureux, et j’lacherai jamais prise, même dans 40 ans. On ne se parle plus, c’est pas ça qui changera quoique ce soit.

Je l’aime. Et je l’ai perdu.

—   nadeyus (via nadeyus)

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“It is terrifying to think that one day you will trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from having chicken pox when you were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will blush thousands of shades of red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals. And that person - that person will take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to them.”

—   (via bl-ossomed)

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professorfangirl:

queertrees:

geekygothgirl:

verycuriousnocure:

During World War II, Josephine Baker served with the French Red Cross and was an active member of the French resistance movement. Using her career as a cover Baker became an intelligence agent, carrying secret messages written in invisible ink on her sheet music. She was awarded the Croix de Guerre, and received a Medal of the Resistance in 1946. In 1961 she received the highest French honor, the Legion d’Honneur awarded by then President Charles de Gaulle.
Our loss, U.S.A….

If you don’t admire the shit out of J. Baker, who was also pretty openly bisexual and adopted NINETEEN children in addition to the badassery mentioned above, I want you to go sit in the corner and think about your life choices.

um she was also a huge civil rights activist and her refusal to perform for segregated audiences at major clubs that were fallin over themselves to book her helped de-segregate vegas performance venues
aaaand she had a pet cheetah

aaand she slept with Frida Kahlo.

professorfangirl:

queertrees:

geekygothgirl:

verycuriousnocure:

During World War II, Josephine Baker served with the French Red Cross and was an active member of the French resistance movement. Using her career as a cover Baker became an intelligence agent, carrying secret messages written in invisible ink on her sheet music. She was awarded the Croix de Guerre, and received a Medal of the Resistance in 1946. In 1961 she received the highest French honor, the Legion d’Honneur awarded by then President Charles de Gaulle.

Our loss, U.S.A….

If you don’t admire the shit out of J. Baker, who was also pretty openly bisexual and adopted NINETEEN children in addition to the badassery mentioned above, I want you to go sit in the corner and think about your life choices.

um she was also a huge civil rights activist and her refusal to perform for segregated audiences at major clubs that were fallin over themselves to book her helped de-segregate vegas performance venues

aaaand she had a pet cheetah

aaand she slept with Frida Kahlo.

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escupir:

“I am my own muse. I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to better.”

—  Frida Kahlo

escupir:

I am my own muse. I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to better.
—  Frida Kahlo

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Daily Edit ♔ Benedict Cumberbatch | 91/∞

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